Writing Assignment: Ten Reasons To Kill Your Wife Even Though You Love Her Assignment Start Date: 04/13/17 @ 11:22am EST Absolute Final Due Date: 04/14/17 @ 11:22am EST Minimum Length: 2 pages (approx. 500 words) Class: Husbandry 101 (Mrs. Bergeron v3.0, L.H.D ., D.Phil , Th.D ) I love my wife . And yet, she sometimes/never/always/often deserves death at my hand(s) . The reasons : #1 - She nags . Sure, I don’t listen the first nine times because Busy , but that tenth time is inexcusable . #2 - She interrupts . No one wants to be inconvenienced when they’re being Busy with important Facebook commenting with friends I’ve never met and endless music-sharing with pseudonymic folks who need more Bob Dylan and Grateful Dead bootlegs. (“Anybody have Legion Of Mary ’s early show Halloween ‘74 in FLAC ?”) And always when I'm chin-deep into Rutracker searching for a live link to an elusive Farflung live LP that, after waiting two hours to torrent , turns ou